The Daily Me - Toronto Startle

And, Who Remembers The Archidamian War?
Canadians Are Clearly Terrible Military Historians!
Government Takes Harb Line On Senate Fraud
I Don't Think The Word "Compassion" Means What You Think It Means
It's A Nine Letter Word That Starts With "P" And Rhymes With "Never Smile"
But, Uhh, If There's Any Trouble, You Didn't Hear It From Me...
It's Not A Wynne Win Situation
Jean Chretien Shrugged And Responded, "It's Not My Problem Any More..."
Morality Is In The (Black) Eye Of The Beholder
Our Writers Are Professionals, After All
The Space Programme! Rhesus Monkeys! Reese's Pieces! Mickey Dolenz Of The Monkees! Outrigger Canoes!
Say - This Is Actually Kind Of Fun!
Those Who Forget History Are Doomed To Have Lunch Repeat On Them
Uhh, Yeah, Actually, We Were More Concerned About The Choice Of Detroit...
When The Story First Broke, He Was Like An Abdulkadir Caught In Headlights
Whoever Said We Get The Government We Deserve Must Have Been A Low Information Pundit
You Know The Place - It's At The Corner Of Vanishing Point Avenue And Neverwhere Drive